THE BOTTLE WRENCH OPENER

Did we mention that our favorite color is chrome and that instead of a baby rattel our parents stuck Snap-on tools in our little hands at birth? All true. That’s why this little beauty makes our chest sprout forth with dense hair while we offer up guttural growls. All our woes are solved in this manly little gadget. First, if you use it, you get beer. Nuff said. Second, you won’t be forced to use your wives fancy schmancy can opener from Pampered Chef to get said beer. And third, it’s chrome. Done.

GET IT – $8-10

EPIC BEER

At MonkeyBait we love beer. No we REALLY love beer. That’s why we’ve fallen exclusively in love with Epic Beer. Epic is Utah’s first brewery since prohibition to brew exclusively high alcohol content beer. Epic handcrafts and carefully bottles its unique product in 22-ounce bottles, perfect for sharing or a long savor, solo style.

Epic Brewing Company creates high-quality, fresh and extremely flavorful beer in small quantities with unending varieties. Epic uses only the finest malts from the US and Europe, intense hops and triple filtered water. Hit their website to discover natural variations of taste, from sweet malt, citrus, pine, oak, smoke to chocolate, coffee, vanilla to cinnamon, to most anything epicurean you can imagine…

(Source: Epicbrewing.com)