Did we mention that our favorite color is chrome and that instead of a baby rattel our parents stuck Snap-on tools in our little hands at birth? All true. That’s why this little beauty makes our chest sprout forth with dense hair while we offer up guttural growls. All our woes are solved in this manly little gadget. First, if you use it, you get beer. Nuff said. Second, you won’t be forced to use your wives fancy schmancy can opener from Pampered Chef to get said beer. And third, it’s chrome. Done.
If you’ve ever been whacked by the end of an extension cord or cable that was automatically retracting, you’ll appreciate RoboReels ($330-$400). Available in portable and ceiling-mounted versions, these intelligent 360 degree-rotating cord reels use a two-speed motorized retraction system that can be started from the base or the end of the cable, ensuring a smooth, safe return for the receptacle ball, which offers three outlets, a power on/off button, three LED indicator lights, and a retraction switch. [Scouted by Justin]